We got married on a Saturday-
November 28, 2015.
And held the rehearsal the Thursday evening before-
November 26, 2015.
Little did I know
How that rehearsal would
Impact my life.
I remember
Lots of things.
I remember
Feeling nervous.
I remember
Feeling relieved
To be practicing what we had been planning for so long.
I remember
Feeling hungry-
Very hungry.
The kind of hungry that comes from
Being too busy and nervous
To eat properly all day.
The kind of hungry that comes from
Being relieved that you survived something.
I remember
A platter of assorted subs from Subway.
I remember
Feeling like my brain couldn’t handle a
Decision
And so instead of letting a decision even exist,
I just took a sandwich.
It turns out that
I grabbed a tuna sub.
I don’t like fish,
But there was no going back at that point.
So I loaded that baby up with
Red onions and peppers and cucumbers and lettuce and sweet onion sauce.
I don’t like fish.
But wow-
I loved that sub.
I loved that sub
So much
That the next morning,
I ate a leftover tuna sub for breakfast
Before I drove to the church to begin wedding set-up.
If we’re being completely honest,
A tuna sub doesn’t taste as good first thing in the morning
As it does in the evening.
(But it was still pretty good.)
Ever since then,
I order tuna subs.
I’ve learned
A thing or two.
Like
Don’t order it on flatbread,
And
NEVER
Have it toasted.
Cold is the way to go.
There’s nothing like
A
Nice
Refreshing
Cold
Tuna sub.
Every time I have one,
I expect to not like it,
(Because I don’t like fish.
Have I mentioned that I don’t like fish?)
But I just keep liking it.
We got married on a Saturday-
November 28, 2015.
And held the rehearsal the Thursday evening before-
November 26, 2015.
That is the anniversary of me and tuna subs.
2 Responses
Wow. Glad you married me and not the tuna sub.
This is hilarious!:)